I need help removing her.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
