We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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