I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
