I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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