erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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