Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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