I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm at about main and main street
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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