I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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