My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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