therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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