I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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