I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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