just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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