I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
dude. I can hear the air.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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