My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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