awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I miss vodka workout Fridays
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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