I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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