I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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