STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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