p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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