we're blogging at a bar
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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