a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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