is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Randomize
