So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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