He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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