Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We had to coat check the pizza.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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