if you like me you must not know who I am
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I am one with the molecules
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
