stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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