I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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