Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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