But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
40s are totally the cure
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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