no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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