Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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