What a fucking waste of an outfit
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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