he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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