Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
can u get pink eye on your cock?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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