you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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