i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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