You work out of a Hotel?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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