Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
