Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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