Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
