Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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