Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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