Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
