Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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