i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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