i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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