dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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