Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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