I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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