I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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