i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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