we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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