i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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