i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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