I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I party with great urgency now.
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