meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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