Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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