And the cops told us we were all naked.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
wow bdsm is so cute
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize