i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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