Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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