Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so that wasnt chicken after all
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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