and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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